Thursday, April 29, 2010

Jesus means it feels really good

So I'm getting a hand job the other day at a rub and tug parlor by some Asian woman who spoke three words of English: Honey and Sank you.

As she gently tended to my Judaic endowment, I repeatedly declared, Jesus. Afterwards, she asked me what jesus means. I said: it means it feels really nice. She said, Oh, sank you, honey.

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