Women should never have been given the vote. Ever since then, they've been so uppity. The fact is, women have always been the ones with power. They can reduce men to mush, to putty, with a wink of an eye and the flash of a tit. And they are gatekeepers of the species. And so men, essentially castrated, claim the body politic—as if governance were the seat of any real power! As if the real power were not buried in the pussy!
But that was not enough for women. They had to have it all—and I mean all. So they take the posture of the victim and wield guilt like a serrated cleaver and hack men to pieces. These uppity twats take the vote; then they take the right to work; then the take the right not to work; then they take the right not to work and not rear the children; and, all along, they've had the right not to fuck. They leave men with nothing—no time, no peace, no sex, no soul, no vitality. Jesus fucking christ: we even have to help them birth, tending to their every need while their pussies are torn asunder. No man should ever have to witness that. But women have disposed of the waiting room where expectant fathers used to wait, nervously smoking cigars with their friends. They are no more. Women have ensured that men have to suffer alongside them.
Burroughs was right: women are vampires.
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Women might be the gatekeepers, but men are the keymasters. Don't you remember Ghostbusters? Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver as keymaster and gatekeeper, respectively. Sadly, Zool transformed both into hell hounds after they came together so to allow for Zool to bring about the end of the world.
The only conclusion that could come from this is that the union of man and woman is a doomed thing to begin with because it brings about the end of the(ir) world and of pleasure, apparently.
But to bring things to reality...Didn't Burrough's wife say that Burroughs himself 'fucked like a pimp'? Try to wrap your head around that concept. Maybe that's why he called women vampires. Maybe he was never able to pleasure her like she wanted him to and she told him that because she herself was a cold, hard bitch to boot.
But, seriously. Look at Burroughs. Have you ever seen such a desiccated, hoary corpse?
Grab your holy relics and crucifixes before night falls. There might be a need for an old priest and a young priest in these here western lands.
Bull Dike.
Poppy Cock.
"They can reduce men to mush, to putty, with a wink of an eye and the flash of a tit. And they are gatekeepers of the species."
Translation: I'm a weakling who can be reduced to mush with the wink of an eye and the flash of a tit. As such, I project this weakness onto all men who SURELY suffer from my stupid problem.
"So they take the posture of the victim and wield guilt like a serrated cleaver and hack men to pieces. These uppity twats take the vote; then they take the right to work; then the take the right not to work; then they take the right not to work and not rear the children; and, all along, they've had the right not to fuck."
Translation: Women won't fuck meeee. Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"They leave men with nothing—no time, no peace, no sex, no soul, no vitality."
Translation: I'm a needy, insecure man who, not surprisingly, ends up with needy, insecure women. Then I see myself in the women I date and hate them, because I really hate myself.
Assholes like you are the reason women ask for equal treatment. If it was up to you, all of us would be chained to a wall with our legs pried open.
Then, every time men like you needed to relieve the infinite pit of insecurity and self-hate within, they could stick their 4 inch wangs inside and be happy for a few seconds.
Go fuck yourself.
Mr. Henri I applaud you.
You are a great satyrist that needs to start looking into righting books.
I'm sure you're well educated, and Catch-22 was probably assigned to one of your classes.
Try out Something Happened, it's by the author Joseph Heller (same as Catch-22).
I do believe the etoro people of New Guinea have a limitation of married couples can only have sex for about 100 days out of the year. They believe that the women drain the "life force" from them men when they have sex.
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