Perversion is discerning

I think we imagine the world of desire—and in particular what we call perversion—to be some undifferentiated orgy of every conceivable vice—horses, diapers, shit, bukkake, dildos, facials, feet. But the Id is not without its particularity, its predilections, its nuance.

For instance, I enjoy watching women fellate a penis to fruition; she sucks until the man ejaculates into her mouth—what's referred to as an oral creampie or CIM, cum in mouth. This seems like a pedestrian enough desire, nothing to blush over and presumably easy enough to find on the vast vice-riddled world wide web. But, alas, it is not so. Sure, I come across (ahem) sites that speak of such things. But once you delve deeper you find something else entirely: yes, the woman sucks the man's penis but when it comes time for the grand finale, he takes it out of her mouth and masturbates himself as she sits there, panting like a dog, her mouth agape as she waits for his self-administered orgasm. This is downright distasteful. What's wrong with these men? And watching a woman sit there with her mouth open as the man tugs ferociously, and often interminably, is not sexy: it's absurd.

Or take animals. I don't find the idea, or the image, of sex with animals even remotely erotic. But dogs? Sure, I think a woman sucking off a dog or bending over innocently as the dog, horned up out his stupid little mind, impales her with his very odd veiny red penis. Dogs are part of our lives, they are these sensuous beasts that sleep in our beds, lie in our laps, lick our lips as we pet their bellies. Dogs have erotic potential. But a pig? Or horse? A snake? Uh, man, that's just awful. I don't understand how one site could possibly mix dogs with farm animals. It's downright unseemly. Have these people no sense of decency?

Or anal sex. Occasionally, I do enjoy watching a woman penetrated anally. What I enjoy is the the moment of penetration, watching as the woman holds her ass checks apart as the man gently, carefully, guides his cock into that reluctant, tight little corn hole. It is a tender moment. And it is this I find so erotic—the impossibly tender coupled with wanton desire (it is her asshole, after all). But go to any porn site that advertises anal sex and you'll find none of this. There's no tenderness, no slow appreciation of the moment. On the contrary, you get some big, gaping, excavated skank hole that some big, hairy dude pounds with his steroid dick. That's not sexy. That's not erotic. It's repulsive.