Why guns are so popular

Why do you think guns are so prevalent in the U.S.? Because cocks are being castrated left and right.

I don't know how Michael Moore missed this blindingly obvious truth: we have so many guns in this country because this is Ground Zero for pleasure's extermination, the epicenter of global capitalism's pleasure eradication program. And so now we have all these dickless men walking around strapped with Glocks, imagining themselves making everyone their bitch.

Why do you think Zionists are the way they are, macho and violent and hell bent on having the Bomb? Because Jew cocks are constantly under attack by the world and the Bomb is the biggest cock of them all—and we're primed and ready to use it, baby.

The entire madness of the Middle East comes down to a whole bunch of castrated zombies grabbing anything they can get their hands on to make them feel like human beings—rocks, guns, dynamite, Scuds. Suicide bombers just want to feel what it's like to fuck because their stupid fucking religion won't let them. The war that's coming is the war between Scuds and Starfucks, our world's two responses to the global waning of appetite—either fuel up on coffee and get back to work, bitch, or blow some shit up. But these two options are not opposed. They are the same thing—the desperate tactics of a species losing its appetite for existence.